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Joke of the Day
"What is it like to eat out an old grandma? Depends."
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"*works out for six weeks *loses 2 lbs *eats a carrot *gains it back"
"What do you call a pokemon with a venereal disease? A PENISSAUR!"
"Babies are like tattoos. They're yours forever and maybe wait a few days before posting pictures of them so they're not all gross looking."
"What's a pirate's favorite explosive? M80"
"Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes? Because they find me more appealing."
"If you can't handle my interpretive dance to November Rain than you don't deserve me doing splits on the hood of your car to Whitesnake."
"My wife left me for a fisherman. Poor guy's still reeling."
"Why was the little strawberry sad? He found out his parents were in a jam"
"Why is it called an ""almond"" in the tree but an ""amond"" when it falls to the ground? When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it."