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Joke of the Day
"You may be able to drive but do you Avocado"
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"If swimming is such great cardio, explain manatees."
"I don't play golf because any game that includes strokes and handicaps just doesn't sound like my kind of fun."
"What do the iPhone 7 and the Titanic have in common? There's no room for jack, on both of them"
"What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston? My car can hit 50."
"Where does Sean Connery shit? On the couch!"
"Grow it out for the summer Nice one liner I thought of today- What do you think? Should I grow my wrists out for the summer? Or cut them now?"
"What do corn and staples have in common? They're both staples."
"I heard my neighbour was stealing everyone else's Viagras... That was kind of a dick move."
"What did the redneck girl say to her father? Get off of me dad, you're crushing my Pall Malls!"