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Joke of the Day

"Why is everyone smiling at me today? *checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah."

"I wrote a song about a tortilla Actually it's more of a wrap"

"Before having a kid the most important thing to ask yourself is ""Am I ready to watch the exact same cartoon on repeat for the next 4 years?"""

"What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !"

"The brownies I started making in my Easy Bake Oven in 1987 are ready if you guys want one."

"my girlfriends dad asked me what I do but apparently your daughter wasn't the answer"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amahl ! Amahl who ? Amahl shook up !"

"Two cannibals were eating a clown One looks at the other and says ""Hey does this taste funny to you?"""

"The MAIN reason why I don't let my Girlfriend play my X-Box!! ... I don't have a girlfriend."

"""It's a boy!"" Mario shouted. ""It's a boy!"" With tears rolling down his cheeks, Mario came running out of the room....and never visited Bangkok again."