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Joke of the Day
"The MAIN reason why I don't let my Girlfriend play my X-Box!! ... I don't have a girlfriend."
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"I've never seen a dead body but I did once watch a girl get proposed to in an Applebee's"
"I quietly left my job as a set designer... I didn't want to make a scene."
"September just ended... Someone should wake up Green Day."
"I found out how to make my penis 2 inches bigger Just spend a year in space"
"What's Isis' favorite race? The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh."
"[1st Day after wildebeests take over] I'm safe in my house [Day 7] Thought I heard clattering [Day 21] THEY CAN OPEN DOORS WITH THEIR HOOVES"
"I bet ""jerk chicken"" is that chicken that cuts others off when the other chickens are trying to cross the road."
"How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work."
"I'm pretty sure this zombie fad is dead ... But for how long?"