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Joke of the Day

"I'm opening a restaurant called ""It doesn't matter, whatever you want"" since every girl alive wants guys to take them there."

"What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin' off"

"I really liked ""The Force Awakens"". Not everyone did. But we can all agree on one thing. Kylo Ren was willing to do what the rest of us only think when it comes to dad jokes."

"Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car."

"Why was the dictionary on the top shelf more expensive than the one on the bottom... Because it was a higher definition"

"What if Aliens don't want to visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move."

"""Yeah, engage your core or whatever."" - impersonal trainer."

"There's a lot of pretty woman at spring because during other seasons you appreciate them with your brain."

"Tell 'em how it 'tis, not how it 'twas: Edition 2. The joke used to be ""If ya lick 'er, it's quicker"". Now it's: ""If y'ignore 'er, ya score 'er."""

"Solving the Mystery by Ivor Clew"