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Joke of the Day

"If the TV show 'Cops' has taught me anything it's to stay away from people with blurry faces, they always seem to attract trouble."

"A blonde and a brunette is sitting on a bench. Out of nowhere, the brunette says: Look! A dead bird! The blonde gazes up into the air says where?"

"Birds do it & no one bats an eye. One time I shit on a windshield & suddenly it's arrests & psych evaluations."

"My wife did 70 chores around the house Cooking and 69."

"132 LEGS AND 8 TEETH Q: What has 132 legs and 8 teeth? A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!"

"I just came home with 25 pairs of carpenter jeans. . . My wife thinks I'm building a new wardrobe. BTW original, thought I'd share."

"A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose a friend asked ""how much did you pay for that?"" ""I paid through the nose!"" he replied"

"Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza? He heard it had de*liver*y flavor."

"Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain? I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind."

"What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming? Bob."