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Joke of the Day

"My professor's name is Andy Nusbaum. His email is anusbaum@[university].edu"

"In god we trust Everyone else must pay cash"

"There's a bipartisan group petitioning for medical marijuana as an option for arthritis patients. In other words, there's joint support for joint support for joint support."

"Mario and Luigi fight to the death, in ""The Plunger Games""."

"Apparently my twitter session today has lasted 12 hours. I don't even miss my life anymore"

"Did you guys hear about that actress who stabbed her waiter with her fork? Im trying to remember her name. Its Reese something. Help me out here...."

"What two things do black people and flappy birds have in common? They both have massive lips and you can't buy them anymore!"

"Did you hear about the guy who accidentally washed his wallet? He was arrested for money laundering"

"Did you hear about the mathematician ghost? ""No"" Well, Its the spirit that counts."

"Hard work pays off in the future but laziness pays off now"