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Joke of the Day

"A really twisted joke What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common? They both left bodies in four states."

"What do you call a hired investigator who's a jerk only when he's alone? A private dick."

"Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished? -In a high pressure cell"

"I'm not fat. My stomach is 3D"

"What do you get when you cross a pig with a tree A porcupine"

"What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck."

"What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday? Saturday Night Fever."

"What do Romans use to cut pizza Little Caesars"

"Yelling at a dog to stop barking doesn't work. The dog probably just thinks, ""Awesome, now we're both barking."""

"Why did the vulture fly United Airlines? Because they allow 1 free carrion"