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Joke of the Day
"Ladies stop looking for a man to sweep you off your feet. Sweeping is your job."
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"If you encounter a bear you should either play dead or be so vibrant that the bear is like ""whatever this person seems exhausting."""
"- Doctor, kiss me! - I can't. We, the doctors, follow a very strict work ethic that does not allow us to kiss our patients. Honestly speaking, I should have never even fucked you in the first place!"
"My mother-in-law has got so many double chins it looks like she is peering over a pile of pancakes."
"You guys know any Sodium jokes? Na."
"What did Hitler eat for breakfast? Luftwaffes"
"A kid came to my door last night for trick-or-treat dressed as a pirate... I asked him, ""where are your buckaneers?"" He replied, ""on the side of my buck'en head."""
"Why doesn't Oedipus curse? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth"
"if she's old enough to bleed she's old enough to have decisions about her healthcare be in the hands of old white men"
"Why do elephants have flat feet? from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh"