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Joke of the Day
"What did Hitler eat for breakfast? Luftwaffes"
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"What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub? [removed]"
"Is it that you think I can't eat this rotisserie chicken with my bare hands while driving 75 mph, or that I won't? Either way, you're wrong."
"There are three types of people in the world. Those that are good at math and those that are not."
"Hey morons, when in doubt, just spell it ""theiyr're."""
"What do Nihilist's believe in..."
"I never realized how short a month is until I started paying rent"
"Old age is nothing but a computer with 1000 GB of memory running on a celeron processor"
"So a dad catches his son masturbating... A dad walks into his son's bedroom and finds him masturbating. ""Son! That is bad for you, it'll make you go blind"". ""Dad, i'm over here''."
"hello poison control. i need some poison asap, my kid is being a real piece of shit. yes i'll hold."