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Joke of the Day

"I remember being told that everytime you shave it off, it grows back thicker... Cant wait to see my new cock"

"If porn is so bad... why are there so many nuns in it?"

"When I'm feeling down. I just remind myself that I've won just as many Oscars as Leonardo Dicaprio"

"What's the best thing a Star Wars fan would like to find in his garden? Princess Leia with her tits out"

"*sees spider in the shower* Oh jeez I'm sorry lock the door next time buddy"

"[Calculus Joke] Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach? Because secant tan"

"Did you know that Jesus is gay? Yeah. It says it in the Bible. He got nailed by a few Roman centurions."

"Knock-Knock [pic]"

"It has been brought to my attention that people stickers on car windows are NOT pedestrian kills,but family members. Removing mine ASAP."

"This girl just spilt ice all over my record player. I played it cool."