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Joke of the Day

"[Calculus Joke] Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach? Because secant tan"

"Why does Reddit have so many reposts? Because you already read-it."

"How do you know your girlfriend is too young?[nsfw] When you gotta make the train noise to get your cock in her mouth. EDIT: just helping you guys find your limits"

"Studys show that 76.5% of statistics are made up."

"What's the difference between america and a yoghurt? A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years."

"Until you've tried to start a conga line at a funeral, don't tell me about your drinking problem."

"I wish people would stop asking me where I see myself in 5 years.. I don't have 2020 vision."

"Oscar Pistorius has sacked his legal team. He has now hired Celtic as he heard they lost both legs and still managed to win."

"You can tell if a girl likes you by her ankles IF THEY'RE THREE INCHES DEEP IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES THEN SHE LIKES YOU"

"I watched craps at the casino for over an hour tonight until security finally dragged me out of the bathroom."