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Joke of the Day

"Just saw my ex saw the girl I had a crush on with her new fiance at Ikea but you know what they say, when God closes a Stras Innjrden he opens a Fonstrvivig"

"Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? A: The joystick is wet."

"It's funny because it's true So a catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer. the end"

"Don't do any jokes about Jesus this Easter.. He's not the guy you'd want to cross..."

"What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white? Santa Claus rolling down a roof!"

"Condoleeza Rice went by Condoleeza Couscous in college."

"I'm beginning to think that Judas Priest might not be a Christian rock band."

"I can eat anything in the house unless it was specifically bought for my wife but the only way to know it's for her is to eat it. Apparently"

"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-einated"

"What's a feminist's favorite subject? Trigger-nometry"