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Joke of the Day

"Just saw my ex saw the girl I had a crush on with her new fiance at Ikea but you know what they say, when God closes a Stras Innjrden he opens a Fonstrvivig"

"If I were a dinosaur, I'd be a swagasaurus."

"What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on your organ"

"Have you heard , Donald Trump is having a sex change operation ? He is tired of pretending ... now he wants to identify himself as a real man."

"My most redeeming quality is the fact that I return bottles for cash."

"I came home the other day to find my girlfriend dipping twenty dollar billsin batter and frying them. I said, ""There you go again, frittering ourmoney away!"""

"Everybody reaches a point in their lives when they die."

"When life hands you women, make women laid."

"Q: What word begins with the letter ""F"" and ends in ""UCK""? A: FIRETRUCK."

"I'm no longer interested in self-discovery; I'm more interested in self-medication."