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Joke of the Day

"Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? A: The joystick is wet."

"Remember your elementary gym ""coach""? I should've worked out more for his girlfriend"

"Why don't blacks take cruises? They ain't falling for that shit again."

"GOD: I designed this world with a purpose, why did u change everything PEOPLE: We [pug walks by] GOD: What...the HELL...is that"

"Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn? The kernel was looking for him."

"What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck sucked his blood and said ""Who's a pretty boy then?"""

"If you have 99 problems... ...you're a math textbook."

"There's something I should tell you... ""Oh god what is it"" I have crabs ""NOOO"" *holds up two crabs* ""Oh I thought you meant-"" And HIV ""NOOO"""

"What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards? a receding hare line"

"What do you call someone who sells their butthole for sex? Prostatute"