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"Two Native Indians in a canoe and two Dutchman in a restaurant... Who tips first?"
"On what grounds did the wife divorce her husband when she found out he was having an affair with the leader of Cuba? Infidelity"
"Doing crazy things in public and not caring because you're with your best friends."
"Why didn't the internit get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman."
"Men are creepy, super creepy, but also a lady just stood on the same escalator step as me and lit a lighter and just held it the whole ride."
"What do you call an Asian man with one leg? Tai-Wan-Shu"
"Did you hear about the banana thief? He's appealing his sentence"
"Before you insult somebody, walk a mile in their shoes Then, when you insult them you'll be a mile away and they'll have no shoes."
"Whenever my parents talk about the good old days' they always seem to stop at 1979. Which is pretty cool, because that's also the year I was born... wait... what?"