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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Asian man with one leg? Tai-Wan-Shu"
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"The ugliest baby in the world was just born... they didn't print a birth certificate... they printed an apology letter instead."
"A boy asks his Jewish father for 50 dollars... The father looked at his son and asked, ""40 dollars? What do you need 30 dollars for?"""
"There aren't atheists in a falling plane ..."
"From now on everyone should start saying ""No"" when asked to be put on hold."
"Why do gay men float? Flambuoyancy"
"What idiot called it jousting and not poker knight?"
"What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow? Slush Puppies"
"I saw a homeless man holding a sign. It said, ""2 will change my life."" Unfortunately, I only had a 5 note in my pocket."
"Young McDonald had a time machine... ...and warned his future self about letter based songs."