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Joke of the Day

"Doing crazy things in public and not caring because you're with your best friends."

"Why are Soviets so bad with the ladies? They're always Russian the fuckin' and Stalin the lovin' hehehe"

"What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest? Dinomite"

"What did the Trump supporting viticulturist say Monday morning? Time to make America Grapes Again."

"eer booze and fun!' 'How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet."

"Why can't chickens pee? Their pecker's on the wrong end."

"How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session? He felt dinosore."

"In hell, you have to find the start to Scotch Tape over and over."

"Why do Muslims hate Reddit? Haram be everywhere"

"K/D/A Stood for Kill, Death, Assist?! I thought it was short for Krillin's Dead Again!"