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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the banana thief? He's appealing his sentence"
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"I tried throwing away my old boomerang but it keeps coming back"
"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants The bartender ask, ""Doesn't that bother you?"" The pirate says,""Arrrgh, it's driving me nuts"""
"No Valentine On Valentines Day? Don't worry if you don't have a valentine on valentine's day.. Most people don't even have AIDS on World AIDS day.."
"One day a wife complained.. ""This wall clock almost killed my mother today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch."" The husband grunted and replied, ""The darn clock always was slow."""
"What is it? What's black and blue and doesn't like sex? The fat kid in my trunk."
"[meeting her parents] GF (whispering): Please don't make a scene ME (angry-whispering): You told me there'd be cheese"
"Where does the 3D shape go when it murders someone? Prism"
"What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store? Looking for the tight seal"
"Why did the blind woman fall down the well? Because she couldn't see that well."