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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the banana thief? He's appealing his sentence"

"How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer? It won't be there"

"Go to Amazon right now They have the best deals of the year right now"

"Just saw a guy with a chain wallet. A bunch of people were trying to steal his wallet, but they couldn't"

"Never trust an Adam... ...because they make up everything."

"What's the difference between me and a cardboard box? A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :("

"""Dad, I cant sleep."" Dad: [enters chugging a Monster] SLEEP IS DEAD. GET A JOB. ""Dad Im seven-"" Dad: SO WERE THE DWARVES BUT THEY HAD JOBS."

"I invented the sandal for people with one leg. It was a flop."

"Chicago really is the windy city. After all, they did just win de World Series"

"What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium -old but good"