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Joke of the Day

"John Cena would be a great voice actor because we can't see him"

"Two artists had an art contest... It ended in a draw"

"Isn't Megan Fox a little old to be hanging out with the TEENAGE mutant ninja turtles?"

"I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass."

"What do you call a fat physic? A four-chin teller"

"Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? That's where you wash all your vegetables!"

"Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard? He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills."

"What's a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery."

"How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish? One testtickle"

"How do you kill a 1 legged fox? Make him run across Canada. (sorry)"