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Joke of the Day

"Isn't Megan Fox a little old to be hanging out with the TEENAGE mutant ninja turtles?"

"Learn from your mistakes. Make better & better mistakes until you're making the best mistakes possible."

"What do sailors eat for breakfast? Naval oranges"

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee... ...go to bed at 3 AM as if you did not have to get up at 7."

"I got arrested for running out of gas on the highway. I told the cop I was on E."

"What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture."

"Have you heard about the guy who posted about a mod's cousin? Once removed."

"What did Hitler dream of during the holidays? A WHITE Christmas!"

"I'm at the age where an ""all-nighter"" means I didn't have to get up to pee"

"What's the difference between Santa and a black man? Santa stops after the third Ho"