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Joke of the Day
"What's a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery."
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"In truth, spiders are harmless* *Save for a few species whose venom reprograms your immune system to tell your body to eat its own organs."
"How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad? [deleted]"
"What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black? Rap Music"
"Pete and Marco Rubio are on a boat. Pete falls off. Who is left? Marco Rubio"
"""I'm so sorry"" ""No, I'm really sorry"" ""No, I'm even sorrier than you"" ""No, I'm the sorriest ever!"" *mutual hug* -Canadian rap battle"
"A San Francisco man is running seven marathons in seven days on seven continents; he's expected to be seven times as annoying about it."
"Your mama is so fat... If she falls she drops harder than Skrilex..."
"A drunk sits down in the taxi... Taxi driver: ""Where to?"" ""Home"" ""Ehh... could you be more specific?"" ""The living room"""
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass rex"