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Joke of the Day
"Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard? He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills."
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"How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb? How many did it take last year?"
"If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there."
"I like my women how I like my wine... 12 years old and locked in my basement"
""" National No Bra Day""? I say pics or it didn't happen day."
"I'm so horny... ..even the crack of dawn looks good."
"Friend at work hit me with this. (Sorry if repost.) If a Stork brings white babies, and a Crow brings black babies. What brings no babies? The Swallow."
"What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone? A sedimentary."
"what do you call a gay french man? a faguette"
"A gorilla walks into a bar and says ""I'd like a toddler on the rocks, please"""