32914

Joke of the Day

"In the USSR's School system it was very important not to fall asleep while the teacher was talking Or you would fail to achieve class consciousness."

"At my new job I have 500 people under me. I work on the 98th floor."

"What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter? Best vicious . . ."

"It's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside..."

"What does Kansas and jews have in common Dust in the wind"

"Upon request of a signature, a nurse reaches into her pocket only to find a thermometer... she exclaims, ""Some asshole's got my pen!"""

"I'm coming out with a new type of whiskey called cunt... So when someone asks me what i want to drink I'll yell cunt liquor."

"What does Helen Keller call her dog? Nothing. She's dead."

"Q: Why did god give blonde's 2 more brain cells than he gave cows? A: So they wouldn't shit all over when you played with their tits."

"Who's the nicest player in the NFL? Drew Brees. The guy's a saint."