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Joke of the Day

"Is google a woman? Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions."

"What do you do when you see and Mexican on a bike? Shoot him he probably stole that bike. What do you do when you see a black man on a bike? Shoot the bike, that's your nigger."

"If Osama Bin Laden really wanted to cripple America he'd attack Facebook"

"Sneaking alcohol into work is pretty easy if you put it in your stomach first."

"Dear automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm... but I wasn't finished.."

"10 times out of 9, you'll find me exaggerating about something."

"Why was the accountant constipated? He couldn't budget."

"My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down."

"""It's over there by the Walgreens"" - directions to anywhere"

"Is it just me, or are birds really popular lately? I know several people who are having ""superb owl"" parties next month"