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Joke of the Day

"What do you do when you see and Mexican on a bike? Shoot him he probably stole that bike. What do you do when you see a black man on a bike? Shoot the bike, that's your nigger."

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"So I called my boss this morning. I said ""Hey boss, what's the difference between this morning and your daughter?"" He replied, ""I don't know. What?"" ""I won't be coming in this morning."""
"My wife's favorite position is the one where I lie very still wearing nothing but a toe tag and she starts dating again."
"You know what's good about pirate hookers? You can splooge in her good eye and run away without paying."
"Buying a parachute at a yard sale The sign says ""$5. Only used once. Never opened."""
"Hiroshima was making rice krispies long before Kellogs. I'm going to hell for this."
"He died doing what he loved, my now ex-wife"
"Math teacher joke Why do math teachers never get constipated? Because they always work problems out with a pencil."
"It takes balls to get a vasectomy."
"Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile? It was the only way he could send it."