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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a psychic midget that just escaped prison? A small medium at large."
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"What do you call an angry psychiatrist? Therapissed."
"Ms. Pac Man is the biggest hoe in history For 25 cents she swallows until she fucking dies."
"Whats brown & sticky? A stick."
"When I die, my last thought will probably be ""Man that falcon looks pissed."""
"Just googled ""who is Gossip Girl?"" and swear I heard my mom whisper ""you're one of us now."""
"Sent an email to my Mom. Now I'm at her place showing her how to open it."
"So, to re-cap... ...I put the top back on my pen."
"The total of the food we had was a bit dark... Because we had ""Dim Sum""."
"A little boy came running into the kitchen. 'Dad dad' he said 'there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face' 'Tell him you've already got one' said his father !"