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Joke of the Day

"Whats brown & sticky? A stick."

"I hate tacos Said no Juan ever"

"Hand Sanitizer: Helping us discover paper cuts we never knew we had"

"God: Basically u just chill. Cow: Nice. God: I mean, at first. Cow: ...then? God: Then people murder u to eat ur insides & wear u as a coat."

"JUDITH! FETCH MY EVIL PLAN GLASSES! *2 hours later has organised a small festival* Dammit Judith, these are my party planning glasses!"

"News:""a black bear hovered over a convenience store in central Florida for more than seven hours..."" They have hover bears? jealous again"

"Some people think the Arctic and the Antarctic are the same... ...but in reality, they are polar opposites."

"Steve Irwin died as he lived... With nature in his heart"

"Why didn't the stick of butter confess his feelings? Because somethings are butter left unsaid."

"*surgeon opens cooler during transplant* *cooler is full of Gatorade* ""Wait but this means..."" *cut to surgeon's kids dumping kidney on coach*"