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Joke of the Day
"Sent an email to my Mom. Now I'm at her place showing her how to open it."
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"Someone once told me ""If you love something, set it free"". I told them not to mind about those noises coming from the basement."
"When people ask how my childhood was, I say ""Pretty good, so far."""
"Why can't lesbians have sex at concerts? Because rock beats scissors."
"My ex GF turned out to be anorexic. Gradually I just saw less and less of her."
"I told my neighbor with a cute daughter this joke today and it's killing him. Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at 'C'"
"A robot nervously gets into a hammock. Stiff as a board and holding on for dear life, he looks to his friend and screams ""TAKE THE PICTURE!"""
"Ice cubes are very badass I mean they float around their own blood"
"So I Was Going to Kill Myself But I hear whales are endangered."
"Where is the best place to have anal sex? A cemetary, freaks a woman out a little bit, makes it that much tighter..."