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Joke of the Day

"Dear guy who invented taking pictures of yourself in a mirror with a cell phone: Do you see what you've done? I hope you're happy."

"The people in Bahrain don't like The Flintstones But those in Abu Dhabi do"

"Why are African Americans called Negroes? Because their dicks grow to their knees. Negro=knee grow"

"What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? Coach."

"Ebay is challenging to use . . . (x-post from F7U14) I searched for lighters, and I got 72,816 matches!"

"What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger? One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number."

"Why is it we trust politicians with creating jobs when they don't know a thing about working?"

"What did the hat say to the hat rack? You stay here, I'll go on a head"

"Hillary and Donald are just like Joker and Harley Quinn... A multi billion dollar industry is going out of their ways to make them look like good guys"

"I dont trust atoms... I heard they make up everything."