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Joke of the Day

"Real confidence I was asked to write an essay of about 300 words on confidence I wrote - ""THIS IS REAL CONFIDENCE AND SUBMITTED IT"""

"[climbs a Tibetan mountain for 6 days & stumbles out of breath into a Buddhist monastery] please. please tell me u have wifi"

"How do snowmen travel around ? By iceicle !"

"I love you all so much right now because alcohol."

"My doctor told me to start killing people. Well not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce the stress in my life. Same thing."

"What is a Skeletons porn-star name? Mr.Boner *edit I give this partial credit to that guy that sells meth on the street he-he."

"A short poem for y'all... ""*Roses are black* *Violets are black* *Everything's black* *Even I am black*"" - Stevie Wonder"

"The only wisdom that comes with age is knowing which stores have the nicer restrooms."

"On my cakeday... ... -1 2^3 and it was delicious!"

"I asked my band teacher to raise my F He gave me an FF instead."