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Joke of the Day

"If you want to say something ""rude"" for the person you hate the most: 'It wouldn't be worth it to buy your voodoo doll, because i would anyways throw it in a fire right away. it's money wasting!"

"What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat story."

"My girlfriend said she didn't fart but she's talking out her ass"

"Last year, I had an Easter egg But it dyed."

"What do you call a dog in a sub? A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!"

"I had a great conversation with the world's leading brain surgeon.. Best cab ride ever"

"So this guy goes to the Dr. And the Dr says ""You have to stop masturbating."" the guy says ""Why?"" And the Dr says ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""

"What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a wall? My dick while doing it."

"When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in my face I get concerned about her disproportionate body shape."

"Willie Nelson's public statement regarding being caught with a bag of marijuana recently: ""It's a good thing I had a bag of marijuana. If it had been a bag of spinach, I'd be dead by now."""