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Joke of the Day
"I tried cooking with wine tonight, after five glasses, I forgot why I was even in the kitchen"
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"What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !"
"Have you heard about the new super-popular broom that came out? It's sweeping the nation"
"What's better than roses on my piano? Tulips on my organ."
"Mom: why are your eyes dilated Me: your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love Mom: what were you looking at Me: memes"
"Don't be fooled by the treadmill in my basement. I got it so I can be in a recliner drinking a beer even when I'm walking the dog."
"Assuming Twitter is legally binding, when I die, please wrap me in a giant ball of burrata as this is my greatest wish. Thank you."
"What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !"
"I like my women how I like my coffee Cold"
"One day mike was praying god and suddenly god appears God: What do you want? Mike: A job, Big Car and Lot of Girls God: Your wish is granted Poor Mike is Driver of Girls School Bus."