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Joke of the Day
"What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer? Pedi-files"
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"Why didn't the ghost have any children? Because he had a Halloweenie!"
"Why is E the only good letter? Because every other letter is not E!"
"Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries."
"You're ""gluten free?"" How nice. I'm mostly ""money free"" so I can't be so fuckin' picky."
"Once while eating bacon I said I was ""getting piggy with it"" and now I have no friends."
"Singing ""cha cha cha"" during the pauses in 'Happy Birthday' is one of the most fun ways to momentarily forget we're all dying."
"Great Britain has left the EU Now they have a GB of free space"
"A giant lizard rebuilds Japan and the moonwalks into the sea. #ReverseAFilmPlot"
"""Real men like a woman with curves"" - Fat Chicks"