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Joke of the Day
"What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried? Fruit of the tomb"
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"The only reason millienials want to see Trump become president.. Because we've never seen a president assassinated before."
"Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano? Having crabs on yer organ!"
"What's the best way to eat a thanksgiving vegetable? Pick her up out of the wheelchair"
"Considering the yr Jesus is said to have been born, I question those who give him the wheel or make him their copilot."
"What do you call disabled people that follow politics? A special interest group."
"A guy in Hawaii survived a shark attack while surfing by punching the shark in the face and I get scared to take a shower if I see a spider."
"How did the Sex Ed teacher explain buttsex to her students? She used an analogy"
"You can lead a horse to water but cannot make him drink, unless you're Chuck Norris."
"If you don't consider yourself a terrible person, you're likely a horrific person."