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Joke of the Day

"The only reason millienials want to see Trump become president.. Because we've never seen a president assassinated before."

"My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta... Yuk yuk yuk"

"Why did the Mexican civil war last so long? Because they were fighting Juan on Juan."

"My penis was in the Guinness book of world records. Then the librarian told me to take it out. hehehehehe"

"I think it's fun how Hollywood gets to make as many Superman movies as they want until they get it right."

"I love when the family tells puns on easter They are always so eggciting to hear."

"The 21st century: Deleting history is often more important than making it.."

"Anal with my girl friend made my whole day.. [NSFW] .. But it made her hole weak."

"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away."

"Why did everyone love the mushroom at the party? He was a fungi."