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Joke of the Day
"Why did the banker bee go to prison? Embuzzlement! You're damn right"
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"What do you get if you cross a rethorical question and a joke?"
"Twitter mobile app is still showing stars not hearts so I'm going to stay on here like those violinists at the end of Titanic."
"what did yoda say to a golfer May the course be with you"
"Where do they weigh whales? At the whale weigh station of course."
"How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three hours credit."
"I've been asked to take care of the neighbour's cat. They aren't on holiday - they're just really lazy."
"What is black, white, black, white...? A nun falling down the stairs"
"Telescopes probably use mirrors which means there is absolutely no way to know how many vampires there are in space."
"There's one nice thing about getting Alzheimers I'm making new friends every day!"