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Joke of the Day

"Why did the banker bee go to prison? Embuzzlement! You're damn right"

"Why did the native american hate snow? It's white and on his land."

"Damn girl are you a cougar? No, I am a feminist, sexual harassment lawyer with a microphone hidden under my blouse."

"Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10? Because 7 8 9."

"I wish these fundamentalists would stop blaming natural disasters on the gays. Everybody knows Sandy happened because of the confluent evils of Wall Street and Jersey Shore."

"Q: What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn? A: Out dated farming equipment."

"Another 69 joke So I asked my gf if she wanted to 69. She rolled her eyes and said sure as long as we can 77 after cause I'll probably finish too fast and she'll still need to be ate more."

"Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that ""love handles"" referred to her ears?"

"Stephen Hawking has finally released his new book about space. It's about time, too."

"What's the difference between yogurt and the US? Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)"