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Joke of the Day
"If ball is life, where is the afterlife? Ballhalla"
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"11% of my life has been spent watching things load 12%"
"I like my women how I like my steak.... Pink in the middle and not bloody. *I'll see myself out*"
"Saw 10: nickelback on repeat for 24 hours and to get out of the room you have to talk to Ann Coulter."
"As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought, Dogs sure are easily amused!... ...then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail."
"do all girls make poopy? if they do, why do men get hard for them?"
"So all about these girls killing folks because of slenderman..... I guess you could say, they were a victim of anorexic culture"
"Ladies: If ""snuggling"" is so important to you, have the guy do that BEFORE you have sex. Trust me...... He'll snuggle and snuggle and snuggle..."
"Honestly, I just want to see the bot try to explain this."
"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back seat of the oven."