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Joke of the Day

"Perk of being an abortion doctor One perk of being an abortion doctor is that you don't have to worry about dog's food"

"A Mexican gets deported."

"A pirate walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""are you aware that there is a wheel in your pants?"" The pirate replies, ""AAARGGHH it's driving me nuts!"""

"What does a Fire cracker and a duck have in common? They both Quackle!"

"I hope Donald Trump becomes president. That way we can impeach him and all of USA can tell him ""you're fired""."

"How chi was the Olympics? So chi"

"What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar? OH SNaP!"

"The diamond ring on your finger says ""married"" but the reveling clothes you are wearing says ""still looking."""

"What is a horse's favourite sport? Stable tennis!"

"I'll always be less successful than Edgar Allan Poe Nevermore"