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Joke of the Day
"Don't die a virgin Because there are terrorists waiting for you."
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"Guinness book of world records I use to have my dick in the Guinness book of world records, but then the librarian told me I had to leave."
"Why are politicians buried 6 feet under? Because deep down, they're good people."
"Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher."
"Your mama's so fat... She broke the branch off the family tree"
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"Ok fine, I'll weigh in: every museum needs to lose that one room that's just old bowls."
"If you were against pencils you would be ... Erasist"