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Joke of the Day

"So there's apparently been over 200, well preserved tibia excavated in the area surrounding the great pyramid in Egypt... sources say it was a real shin dig."

"How do you spot the vegan at a party? They'll tell you."

"How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship? 5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny"

"Why is unprotected ear sex unsafe? You can get hearing aids."

"""So, you're going that way? Cool. Me too."" - Dogs"

"I'm so sad because my friend is moving to Shanghai. More like Shang-bye."

"Does Hitler have a favorite number? Hitler: Nine."

"Bush did NOT do 9/11 EDIT: Last edited by President George Bush, 2002"

"What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!"

"The LIKE button: also for choosing sides in a Facebook argument without saying anything."