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Joke of the Day

"I can never find my cars keys but I won't forget that time you checked out another woman at the mall four years ago."

"What does a bee get at McDonalds ? A humburger !"

"What did the spud lover do before it went to bed? It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock."

"Kill the crackers...kill them all Old Man Ritz"

"Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job? For Catcalling"

"What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law? You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law."

"How do you weight a fish? With a scale."

"My dog said ""woof"" so I said ""woof"" & now I'm afraid of what I may have agreed to."

"What did one autumn leaf say to another? I'm falling for you."

"Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink ? Bran He is Hodorless"