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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Apollo ! Apollo who ? Apollogize !"
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"You know, I heard listening to Queen has been scientifically proven to give people autism. Apparently because of the unusually high Mercury content."
"If you don't want to play with me I'll just play with myself! - Overheard in 2nd grade today... Me too kid, me too."
"The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread."
"I've always wanted to be a comic book artist... I'm really drawn to it."
"She like, literally died. ~White girls' headstones"
"HYPNOTIST: YOU ARE FEELING SLEEPY ME: kinda safe bet there HYPNOTIST: YOU WILL DANCE LIKE AN OCTOPUS ME: again, still no surprises."
"You know what they say about people with big feet? They exert less ground pressure. Because their penis is so big it acts like a third leg."
"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose.."
"My wife is talking about wanting to have children. I don't think I am ready for her to be a single mom."