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Joke of the Day
"She like, literally died. ~White girls' headstones"
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"My friend recently got crushed by books. He's got his shelf to blame."
"This day in Sweden... ...there was a black guy in Gothenburg."
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"A little girl comes home after school: ""Mommy, mommy, someone at school called me a dumb bitch."" ""What does dumb mean ?"""
"Eating Doritos and watching Judge Judy in my underpants. Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house? And why is she wearing my underpants??"
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