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Joke of the Day
"I asked my friend in North Korea how he was doing. He said he can't complain."
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"*sees guy dressed as ghost for Halloween* Hey buddy thats not funny, my grandma is a ghost"
"Porsche did 911"
"*sees a truck* Nice. *sees a trucker* Oh, impressive. *sees a truckest* Ah yes. This is what I came for."
"Helen Keller walks into a bar.... Then a chair, then a table."
"Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying ""Tick, tick, tick, tick,...""? ""Ve haff vays of meking you tock."""
"So there were these two extremely saggy breasts.... one looked to the other and said ""If we don't get some support soon, they're gonna think we're both nuts!"""
"if I were Sleeping Beauty I would have killed the prince who woke me up"
"[robber breaks into my house] i always knew you'd come for me, my darling. where are you going"
"It's nice to see women who don't lose their figures as they grow older. They take such a long time to paint and Warhammer is expensive enough as it is."