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Joke of the Day
"Helen Keller walks into a bar.... Then a chair, then a table."
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"Baby you're so cute you made my page 404."
"A talented artist sculpts a dog out of melons. After it looks perfect, he takes a picture of it, then starts eating it. He is suddenly very sad. He was full of *melon-collie*."
"It's nice to see women who don't lose their figures as they grow older. They take such a long time to paint and Warhammer is expensive enough as it is."
"I saw my local theatre advertising a night of XXX Roman plays... I thought ""ooo, sounds sexy,"" so I went along, but was disappointed. It turned out to just be thirty plays."
"Someone dropped their Scrabble in the middle of the road... ...that's the word on the street anyway."
"I'm still a bit shaken up. I was involved in a violent mugging this morning. On the plus side I did make $43 and I think the watch looks really good on me."
"My friend has the Koran on DVD... I asked him if he could burn me a copy."
"I Went To See Star Wars Yesterday... And some asshole in the protectionist's booth spent two hours showing everyone spoilers. What a dick."
"A man walks into a bar. He is okay he just has a minor concussion."