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Joke of the Day
"Helen Keller walks into a bar.... Then a chair, then a table."
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"My wife is so stupid... She thought that I was a racist because I separated my whites from my colors."
"What economic theory opposes manscaping? Laissez-fur!"
"The phrase ""Whatever floats your boat"" is misleading because, practically speaking, the only thing that's going to float your boat is water."
"What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA? Still waiting to hear back from an admin."
"A man takes his dog to the vet... The veterinarian asks what the dogs name is. The man replies ""This is my boy, Rodger."" The veterinarian then replies ""Oh, so the mothers a bitch?"""
"A PS4 fan and an Xbox One fan started fighting! Someone call the ambulance! *Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U*"
"I wish you were ketchup.... ...So you could squirt on my Weiner!"
"What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets."
"I want to make a special present for my dad's birthday. How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha? He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together"