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Joke of the Day

"It's nice to see women who don't lose their figures as they grow older. They take such a long time to paint and Warhammer is expensive enough as it is."

"I'm bad at math, So the equation 2n +2n is 4n to me."

"What do you call a con-artist who minored in psychology? Sigmund Fraud"

"Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone? Because she's dead."

"My ass is a woman tonight It won't shut the fuck up."

"Why is it called a wonderbra? Because when its opened you wonder where are the boobs"

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but anal sex will make your hole weak."

"[THIS IS A REQUEST; DO NOT UPVOTE] Does anyone have a joke where the audience of the joke says the punchline? If this isn't the right place for this, kindly redirect me."

"My boss said to ""treat customers like you treat your mother"", so I haven't answered my phone in a month and I have 74 unheard voicemails."

"they say running is addictive, that's why i don't do it, i'm afraid i'll end up in a fitness gym alley offering sex for treadmill time."