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Joke of the Day

"One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land left' they turned around and went home."

"Know how drunk girls go out of their way to insist how sober they are? The same rule applies to a guy who always talk about how ""big"" he is."

"You know what's fucking shit? A scat fetish"

"What moved less than Jenny McCarthy's forehead tonight? Mariah Carey's mouth."

"Free air! (Help yourself.)"

"Two's Company, Three's a Crowd"

"What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old? Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking."

"Where do one-legged people go to eat? IHOP."

"The problem with some people is that they're alive."

"Q: Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop? A: She couldn't raise enough dough."