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Joke of the Day

"Shouts out to the Trump Tower suction cup guy for being the second craziest person to ascend that building."

"""It's all coming back to me!"" As I piss in the wind."

"Want to hear a joke? Bacontaco"

"I don't wanna sound like a dick, but let me just say this:"

"What was the last thing Arnold Schwarzenegger said before he was eaten by cannibals? ""I'll be snack."""

"Dog 1: Help me with this crossword clue. Outer covering of a tree. 4 letters. Dog 2: woof? Dog 1: You're not even trying."

"Can't be an atheist after getting in a subway car with no a/c because u now know hell is real"

"What's a Mexican's favorite assignment? Ese's(Essays)"

"No, YOUR stupid."

"George Michael is recording a song with all the proceeds going to end sectarian violence in the Middle East. It's call ""I Want Your Sects""."