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Joke of the Day

"What was the last thing Arnold Schwarzenegger said before he was eaten by cannibals? ""I'll be snack."""

"How do you know if a hippie was at your house? He's still there."

"Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?"

"Whats the difference between sex and US Presidental elections? In sex,the decision to choose the cunt or the asshole is a pleasure"

"What do you call a fish without an eye? A Fsh"

"What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things? A **Poultry**geist. Thanks! I will show myself out."

"What kind of whale flies? Pilot whales!"

"What do you get when you have sex with the Quaker Oats guy? Oatmeal Creme Pies."

"We should legalize heroin just for the commercials alone"

"How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it."