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Joke of the Day

"Black Friday: Because Only in America, People trample others for Sales the day after being thankful for what they already have"

"Cookie. I would give you a cookie, but I took a byte out of it."

"I bet the first thing that happens after you die is you get charged some sort of fee."

"See someone you know in a store..... ""WHAT'S UP MAN!!"" Walk around and see them again..... Nod your head & slight wave See them a third time.... Avoid all eye contact."

"What do you call a Spanish cucumber ? A cuke-hombre..."

"What does the Chicago Cubs's name stand for? Completely Useless By September"

"Why couldn't Jesus eat M&M's? because of the holes in his hands"

"Three nuns are sitting on a park bench... ...when a man in a trenchcoat walks up and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke. The second nun has a stroke. The third nun couldn't reach."

"What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks? Al Frap-Pacino"

"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? The pilot. ^^^^^You ^^^^^racist ^^^^^fuck."